
Her character Rome functions in a similar capacity as Dallas, but with better clothes and less sleaziness. The absence of Dallas lays the groundwork for one of XXL's most important plot points, so you might not even miss him. He does not, but it's actually for the best. Does Matthew McConaughey really not even make a cameo? If there was ever an appropriate time to bring a personal handheld fan to a movie, this is it.ģ. Later there are more butts, clad in thongs but still extremely exposed and fantastically well sculpted. The first bare ass - Joe Manganiello's, to be precise - appears within the first five minutes of the movie. However, there are enough abs, biceps, and rippling pectorals on show that if you leave disappointed, you should probably see a doctor because I am worried that nothing in life will ever satisfy you.

It is with great sadness that I report the answer to this question is no.

So is it everything you hoped it would be? Or rather, does it expose everything you hoped would be exposed? These questions and more, answered below. After months - nay, years - of waiting, Magic Mike XXL will hit a theater near you in a matter of days.
